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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son


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dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today


theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people


zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend


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shakethecobwebs:

i really need people to stop talking about mras only in terms of fedoras/being bronys/how unkempt they are, etc. because there are dudes out here looking like hollister models who need to be held just as accountable for their creepy/misogynistic behavior

and don’t get me started on how y’all aren’t saying “unkempt” y’all are saying fat slobs who only eat doritos and mtn. dew 

like

your fatphobia isn’t progressive and there are dudes out here eating organic free range flax seed compote and saying the same shit that the doritos dudes are okay

they don’t get a pass just because they’re conventially attractive



prettylikepenny:

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

I’m listening to this in my room and my mom yells from the living room DON’T TURN IT OFF, I LOVE THAT SONG

phantomrose96:

nebroska:

tbh asexual/aromantic representation is super fucking important because i didnt know what aromantacy was until about six months ago and im 18, almost 19 years old. i thought something was so fucking wrong with me. i forced myself into romantic relationships and lied to the people i cared about just to try and fix myself and ended up hurting them and ruining a lot of friendships in the process. if you dont think ace/aro representation is important then i dont have time for you.

 (via lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks)


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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl)


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princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness


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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 


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claptrapcl4tp:

Borderlands 2  :  Maya (Siren) 

claptrapcl4tp:



Borderlands 2  :  Maya (Siren) 

stefiman:

FAVORITE GAME SERIES (8/?):

BORDERLANDS

Catch-A-Riiiiide!


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There are no sexualities on Pandora, you bang what you can get.

a redditor
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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”


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